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Are a you laid off media person? Have you joined The American Society of Shitcanned Media Elites (ASSME)? You should, because they're a seriously legitimate organization now. They have T-shirts and everything! Every sad laid-off blogger (or other media type) type will love this 100% cotton navy blue T-shirt that features the irreverent, Obama-skewering line "Yes We Canned." Plus, giving good souls that they are, they're giving all the profits to charity. God bless 'em. ...Shared by Gregory Devine (37) sheigh (40)Contribute comment -
Benicio Del Toro Puts Mouthy Bros On Notice [Benicio Del Toro] (2)
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Benicio Del Toro deserves credit for a great many things: his Oscar-winning acting, his inspiration to the mushmouthed, and now, for crafting 2009's very first meme. The phrasing came during a tetchy exchange with New York magazine, where Del Toro was forced to defend his regional accent in Che: There's been some criticism about your accent in the movie. You speak in a Caribbean Spanish accent while Che Guevara had an Argentine one. Was there ...Shared by Gregory Devine (37) Roshan Vyas (26)- Roshan Vyas said: Oh snap Benicio!
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iTunes Drops Most Copy Protection, Varies Prices [ITunes Store] (20)
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Update: Gizmodo confirms the announcement. The good news: CNET has sources saying the three largest music labels will allow Apple to offer music downloads free of copy-protection. And the bad news might not be that bad. In exchange for the DRM-free tracks, Apple will reportedly allow labels to push three tiers of pricing. Older songs from the archives will likely get cheaper than 99 cents, songs that are newer and "midline" (i.e. not big hits) ...Shared by Bill Holsinger-Robinson (62) Bryan Clark (49) CED (36) CJ (78) cwills (35) danliebke (54) dknowles (34) Drew (44) Eric Geller (46) Gregory Devine (37) jonmower (36) lysander (30) mookie kong (31) Nate Mathai (12) Nexeus Fatale (34) nportelli (13) RJO (42) Rob (47) Tony (29) Trey (95)Contribute comment -
The Stories Behind 11 Famous Cocktails (41)
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When you belly up to the bar, how well do you know the cocktail you’re ordering? The ingredients of these famous tipples may be familiar to bar patrons the world over, but some of their origins are as debatable as those of the Flaming Moe. Here’s a quick rundown of where some of your favorite drinks entered a glass for the first time. 1. The Martini Aficionados disagree, sometimes violently, on the correct ratio of ...Shared by adam (1572) Alberto (1005) Andrew Weiser (5) Andy (5) Andy (88) anjelina robinson (41) Anna MacDougall (100) Brian (132) bugsoup (140) Caleb Brown (31) Carolyn (45) Christopher (74) Clint Maher (1427) Danny Olson (3) Earthwormken (271) Gregory Devine (37) guy (291) J.D. Rucker (1103) Jimmy (20) julieanne orr (2) Kate (577) Lance (539) Leandro Ardissone (20) Leximo (1042) Liam Delahunty (258) MeghnaK (1167) Michael Pinto (1136) Mohamed Amine (529) Mr. BabyMan (465) Muhammad Saleem (940) Ritu (209) rzklkng (187) Sean McColgan (224) Sean Rasmussen (1750) streetforce1 (33) Sun Tzu (1210) Tal Siach (309) Thomson (643) xxdesmus (46) Yatin Vadhia (554) zukibusa (72)Contribute comment -
Second baby of 2009 arrives to chants of ‘loser, loser, slow poke’ (1)
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At just a “hair past her December 31st due date“, the beautiful Nyla Adrianna Gonsalves arrived to mass adoration in Toronto as the first child of the New Year. The scene was slightly different in the north of the city, where York residents seethed in anger towards that “damn Martin kid” who had the “fu$%ing audacity” to not arrive until 9/10ths of a second after midnight. As a beleaguered-looking guy hanging out at the hospital ...Shared by Gregory Devine (37)Contribute comment -
Employee Worries Coworker's Computer Screen May Be Larger (4)
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DALLAS– Dan Pulsipher, a Java engineer with software developer Razornet Technologies, fretted Monday that the computer monitor of coworker Allen Walls may be larger than his own. "I've got a 17-incher," Pulsipher said. "But I'm almost positive that Allen's is a 19. What gives?" Pulsipher, who has been with Razornet three and a half years to his counterpart's six months, also fears that Walls' monitor may have a .26mm dot pitch.Contribute comment -
Gmail User Pities Hotmail User (25)
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OLYMPIA, WA—Recent Gmail convert William Ramsak, 23, said Monday that his "heart goes out to" friend Kelly Oldenburg, who still sends e-mail through an MSN Hotmail account. "I feel so bad for you, needing to squeeze into 250 MB of storage space," Ramsak wrote to Oldenburg in an e-mail. "And I hate thinking of you sorting all your old e-mail, while Gmail automatically indexes mine so they are searchable." Ramsak then asked Oldenburg when he ...Shared by Ahmed Zainal (189) Allan (14) Brandon (13) Brendon Troy (50) Casey (28) Chris (13) Chris (8) Dicky S (40) ej (6) Gregory Devine (37) Jacob (26) Jaime (29) jeremy (99) Jess (21) Kate (24) Katrina (18) Maarek Stele (69) Matt Chandler (19) Nathan Kowald (5) Patrice M. Christian (30) phillip (64) Scott Harrison (19) Thadius Krueger (23) Tomy (36) UJ (54)- Allan said: I actually do pity Hotmail users, for the most part. It's not about the lack of disk space, it's about being exposed to graphical banners that take up so much real estate. I can't watch television any more for the same reason. That stuff is just too invasive.
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America Greets 2009 By Going Insane (4)
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A nut in a World War II Nazi military uniform aims his bayonet-tipped rifle at Seattle cops and is shot dead. A distraught guy fires a gun in the air from his garage and three Los Angeles police cut him down. An angry old Colorado ski bum plots an epic four-pronged terror attack on the rich people of Aspen, but he shoots himself in his Jeep Cherokee before detonating the four bombs. Across the country, ...Contribute comment -
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- James Johnson said: Awesome!
- Mike said: I was gonna book Rick Astley for my New Years party. Now the surprise is ruined.
- Yvette said: heee!!
- Peter Dremstrup said: GENIALT :D
- Ted Aronson said: Yo dawg, I heard you like memes, so we put three references in your comic so you can lol while you rofl.
- Travis Swicegood said: The *real* Rick Roll
- Luis said: varios elementos en uno... genial!
- Skrud said: ... never gonna give you up ...
- kumarhk said: Rick Astley FTW!
- Clint said: hmmm.. i was just hacked to try to be rickrolled by adding this to my winamp playlist. XKCD I BLAME YOU!! (kidding)
- Michael said: Brilliant
- Shannon said: the ultimate, non-rickroll (and somehow until the Macy's Day parade I still thought this was just an ubergeek Internet meme, guess I'm a tad bit cut off from mainstream "culture" - hmmm wonder if not owning a TV has anything to do with that....
- Mrs. FireMom said: LOL.
- JBu92 said: My vote's with i accidentally
- Craig said: Hee hee hee
- Alex said: "We're no strangers to love"
- Kaye said: YES!!!
- Steve said: LOL!
- dvd said: best skcd eva
- Jared Cherup said: I think this is something we can look forward to in our golden years.
- bbebop said: oh yeah, babe....
- Derek Coward said: Maybe it's because I actually like the song, but I have always thought of rickrolling as a pleasant little surprise.
- Eddie said: That, my dear, is how *I* roll.
- Promethean said: ha!
- busybee said: "that's how I roll" heh
- Kluzter said: Did xkcd just unRickRolled us?.. or was it Rick Astley?
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